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Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:10 pm
*Disclaimer, this post is meant to be entirely satirical, i am in no way this narcissistic, it's just for the lulz, so don't be afraid, just laugh.*



Hello, if you're illiterate ass couldn't read the description the first time, for some reason I'm hoping you'll read it here. Which you probably wont because you're a faggot.
I fucking hate you.
I'm Eric (Because my username was hard for you to figure out). Eric Lorenzo Marte AKA ifureadthisdie AKA God. I'm in your youtubes, your newgrounds, and your biblez.
And in your dreams, and in your girl friend, mom, and any other female that is significant to you. And if you are a female, I'm in you.
I own this place. That also means i own you.
Act silly and i ban you, since you have no life and the sun hurts you skin you basement dwelling twat, this is the equivalent of hell. And when you're ban is over you jizz. And that's all you'll ever jizz to.
I animate shit. Look me up on youtube you cunt and you'll see what i animate. You're fat and you run out of energy quick so ill just link you. http://www.youtube.com/user/ifureadthisdie?feature=mhum

I hate you.

I animate sprites (i wonder how hard was it for you to figure that out) and 3D (that's 3 DIMENSIONS, not your average 2 dimensional pussy shit. Here's a sample of my primitive but better than yours 3D stuff https://www.thespritas.com/wip-animations-f3/3d-animation-test-t509.htm). Ill be studying 2D drawn animation and practicing that too very soon.

I really hate you.

I'm Dominican (that's from the Dominican Republic you inbred fuck. Learn some culture.). It's on that island where Haiti is. We're on the OTHER half that god loves, because the earth quake didn't do shit to us.

I can't stress this enough, i really fucking hate you.

Any questions and shit? The awe that is my presence must have made you see me as an enigma. I'll be happy to answer them whilst taking your pride.


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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:16 pm
So you finally obliterated the rule against introductions...?





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:17 pm
I argued with Lange and we came to an agreement.
As long as there is something to discuss, then it's ok.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:19 pm
you see its post like that that make some people scared to post.

I know that you've encountered serveral people who don't read for their lives but not every single person is like that.

and dude NO OFFENSE.......but its also things like that that make me think u could use 1 or 2 therapy sessions a year.

I mean sieiriously you cant read that intro and not think people coming here for the first time and seeing that won't have negetive thoughts or otherwise.

dang i type slow theres already like 2 post above this.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:42 pm
Find you big baby ill put a disclaimer.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:49 pm
well if pointing things out makes me a baby then u must still be in da womb cuz i'm older than you........I'm just messin with ya.

but seiriously everythings cool now that dat disclaimer is there





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:50 pm
i dont think i can lol at this....
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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:52 pm
Then don't.
If it's too much for you to handle, wait till you get a satirical sense of humor. And if you never don't, then by all means never watch anything other than cartoon network, because satire is the best type of comedy and every comedian will use it.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:56 pm
well i don't know about it being the best but it can be funny at times.






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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 9:57 pm
Tell me your favorite comedic shows.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/4/2010, 10:50 pm
this is why eric is my nigga.

that post was too srs






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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 1:13 am
Chappelle Show, Family Guy and Code Monkeys.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 3:08 am
Hey. Hey you there. Yes I'm talking to you, man with the happy pencil.

Finally you did this.
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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 9:15 am
If I was here from da beggining I'd probably understand why you guys R so 5h0cked by this.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 9:30 am
@Eric wrote:Tell me your favorite comedic shows.
the big bang theory (funny and smart)





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 9:31 am
@5h0ck wrote:Chappelle Show, Family Guy and Code Monkeys.
Chappelle show, and family guy.
INTENSELY satirical.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 9:32 am
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@Eric wrote:Tell me your favorite comedic shows.
the big bang theory (funny and smart)
It was only a question for shock damn it!





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 10:18 am
This made me lol



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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/5/2010, 1:37 pm
Wouldn't have thought Eric would say hello in a nice way.






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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/10/2010, 9:05 pm
ROFL Man almost every tread u create just makes bust out laughing xD You sir have a way with words (satirically of course)
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on 12/10/2010, 9:35 pm
@XSpriteAP88X wrote:ROFL Man almost every tread u create just makes bust out laughing xD You sir have a way with words (satirically of course)
Years of anger and hating everything, ever. By now i should build something good from it. And that, is making you all laugh from me tearing up the last drop of bliss from you.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/10/2010, 11:42 pm
@Eric wrote:
@XSpriteAP88X wrote:ROFL Man almost every tread u create just makes bust out laughing xD You sir have a way with words (satirically of course)
Years of anger and hating everything, ever. By now i should build something good from it. And that, is making you all laugh from me tearing up the last drop of bliss from you.

Damn right you sure do. You made me choke a lot. Literally :3






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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/16/2010, 3:44 pm
Continue the story here if you will, Eric.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/16/2010, 4:18 pm
Well, my family live by "beat him till he learns" So my entire life I've suffered intense verbal and physical abuse. Almost all of my anger comes from the years of taking that.
My grandfather is an alcoholic and is a huge fucking prick when he's drunk. Most of my childhood i had to spend waking up to him trying to kill someone. Most of the time my grandma.
If you want the detail on that then ask.
He's the least supportive person. The last time he got drunk, woke me up to set up the fucking music player so he can put it on blast and let us say goodbye to our sleep (he's a fucking dick)
Before i went back to my room he asked me to come back, sit down. And i spent the next 5 hours listening to him call me a fat, faggot, failure. Good for nothing idiot who just sits in his room doing something with 0 productivity. it went on and on.
All i said was at the end that "Because you judged me without knowing who i am, I'm gonna let you live with the disappointment"
So yea, grandad isn't supportive. At all.





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Re: Hello (Warning, satirical content)

on 12/16/2010, 4:29 pm
..........I also have an annoyying life......but i don't feel like sharing.......yet...





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